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COCKROACH INDIA STORE

Merch Drop

TERMS OF SERVICE

Procurement Agreement

Revised: May 22, 2026

Refunds & Returns

As of now, Cockroach India Store does not offer refunds or returns. All sales are final. Please check the size chart carefully before placing your order.

If your order arrives damaged or you receive the wrong item, contact us at cockroachindiastore@gmail.com or WhatsApp +91 74096 56353 within 48 hours of delivery with a photo and we will make it right.

1. The Covenant of Laying About

By purchasing our Cotton Armour, Mug, or Cap, you explicitly covenant that you will not engage in toxic productivity. You agree to take at least two afternoon naps per week and to avoid answering work emails with urgency.

2. Payment Account Compliance

You acknowledge and agree that checkout transactions are processed by our secure compliance agent, abdulsalamproductions. You agree not to file double-payment disputes due to branding discrepancies on your banking statements.

3. Atomic Stock Reservation

Our inventory system operates on strict atomic Stock Decrement routines inside MongoDB. Initiating a checkout temporarily reserves your selected size variant. If you abort the checkout, the system reserves the right to release the slot to other lazy comrades immediately.

4. Disclaimers of Satire

Cockroach India Store is a satirical conceptual design store. We do not participate in any political campaigns or elections. We do not guarantee corporate immunity from layoffs, but we do guarantee you will look extremely stylish and resilient while lounging in our heavyweight tees.

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