Revised: May 22, 2026
1. The Covenant of Laying About
By purchasing our official Cotton Armour, Mug, or Cap, you explicitly covenant that you will not engage in toxic productivity. You agree to take at least two afternoon naps per week and to avoid answering work emails with urgency.
2. Payment Account Compliance
You acknowledge and agree that checkout transactions are processed by our secure compliance agent, Deoband Food. You agree not to file double-payment disputes due to branding discrepancies on your banking statements.
3. Atomic Stock Reservation
Our inventory system operates on strict atomic Stock Decrement routines inside MongoDB. Initiating a checkout temporarily reserves your selected size variant. If you abort the checkout, the system reserves the right to release the slot to other lazy comrades immediately.
4. Disclaimers of Satire
The Cockroach Janta Party is a satirical conceptual design store. We do not participate in municipal, state, or general elections. We do not guarantee corporate immunity from layoffs, but we do guarantee you will look extremely stylish and resilient while lounging in our heavyweight tees.
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