🪳COCKROACH INDIA STORE
We crawl so you can rest. Representing the silent majority of chronically online, caffeine-bribed, and work-avoidant citizens across India.
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Cockroach India Store is an unofficial satirical parody shop. Cockroach Janta Party is a satirical campaign. No actual legislative seats are held, but our cotton apparel is 100% genuine and durable.
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● SURVIVE ANY SQUASH● MADE IN INDIA
